Domino's Unleashes the Most Terrifying Print Ad in History

What's a pizza company to do if they want to get in on that sweet 50 Shades of Grey cash cow action, but have absolutely no promo connection to the infamous amalgam of Freaky Friend Fiction word snippets masquerading as dialogue? How about an ad referencing BDSM? OK, great, but even better: how about an ad that… » 1/27/15 7:48pm Tuesday 7:48pm

Restaurant Customers From Hell, Part One

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today, we've got part one of two consecutive weeks of horrible customer stories (since I have a frankly unbelievable stockpile of them). As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 1/26/15 11:00am Monday 11:00am

Insane Principal Wants Students to Throw Canned Food at Intruders

Picture yourself as the parent of a middle schooler. Now picture you get a letter from a school administrator asking you to have your child bring in an 8 oz canned food item. "Great!" you think. "Canned food drives are helpful to the homeless and destitute!" Then you read the rest of the letter and find out that the… » 1/18/15 8:11pm 1/18/15 8:11pm