Restaurant Customers Who Didn't Expect Karma to Kick Their Ass

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories of customers who were wrong in thinking they were too important for karma to punch them in the balls. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 9/22/14 11:30am Yesterday 11:30am

Restaurant Flips Off Yelp in the Funniest Way Possible

Ill-founded or just plain lying negative reviews on Yelp are usually a reason for restaurant owners to lose sleep, as are Yelp's extortionist business practices. The owners of one restaurant near San Francisco, CA, however, have come up with the best and snarkiest possible solution to the problem. » 9/18/14 5:09pm Thursday 5:09pm

Restaurant Customers Who Stubbornly Refused to Understand Food Words

Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. Today we bring you stories of customers who keep using those words, and I do not think they mean what they think they mean. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers. » 9/15/14 11:30am 9/15/14 11:30am

Why Burger King's Black Cheese Burger is Actually Pretty Cool

By now, most of you are probably familiar with the visually nightmarish Kuro Burger from Burger King Japan. Both Jesus Diaz at Sploid and Brian Ashcraft at Kotaku ran posts about it, and it's been all over the internet. But while it looks unquestionably Lovecraftian, its construction is fascinating and I'd eat that… » 9/13/14 9:58am 9/13/14 9:58am