My earliest memory of my father's best friend Chris isn't specific enough to piece together, probably because I knew him my entire life. I'm sure he was loudly saying something tasteless as hell, though. When he died after complications from a stroke earlier today, all I could think about was what sort of utterly… »
Welp, you've done it, haven't you? You posted some bullshit that's straight-up offensive, degrading and/or general asshattery toward a large segment of the GT community. Heck, maybe you've even made a real giant douchecanoe of yourself and re-argued some asinine fuckery in the comments when people rightly pointed out… »
Something interesting has been happening in the Midwest this week, and depending on which newspaper you pick up with your morning coffee you might think it involves beleaguered law enforcement heroically facing aimlessly angry mobs intent on destroying everything in their path, or you might think a town… »
Thank you, client, for not telling my boss you'd like to move back your event by three hours until I was already walking through the front door. On New Years Day. When I am here by myself. I so very much love sitting around dicking with my phone for 5 hours straight because there is literally no one else in this… »
LadyTrout mentioned that she thought it was only female mosquitos that bite. I have no idea if this is true, but I immediately shouted at her: "MISANDRY!"
Just thought I'd share. »
So, I watched part of the first round of the NFL Draft today, and I discovered, to my undying glee, that there exists a family where parents Hugh Mingo and Barbara Mingo named their three sons (I swear to God) Hugh III, Hughtavious, and Barkevious. This is a thing that happened. HUGHTAVIOUS. I die. »
I was going to do Part III of my response to theMisandry Bubble, but then TyrannosaurusBataar posted something that reads like a PSA about the perils of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. Some trigger warnings for that article. Anyway, this is a hell of a lot timelier than another Misandry Bubble piece.
Alright, you ready,… »
I know the few people reading this are hoping I'd have Part III of the MRA thing done by now - don't worry, it'll be coming soon (I have 7 hours of car travel coming up this weekend, so I expect to have plenty of time to get some serious mockery done). But tonight, my wonderful girlfriend showed me something so… »
*At home, as I'm completely unsuspecting of the horror about to unfold*
Dad: So, I think I need to talk to you about sex.
Dad: There are some things that I think you-
Dad: -should really know. For instance, do you know what a blowjob is?
Me: STOP TALKING.
Dad: It's when a woman-
*I flee from the room… »
In 11th Grade, I was hanging out in a teacher's room during a free period with the teacher and a couple other students, and the conversation turned to feminism. While I was never in one of this teacher's classes, I liked her very much and had a good relationship with her. She was (and, I assume, still is) a pretty… »