i wish i was drankin
holy shit that emoji
that emoji is not fucking around
is that what people look like when they're mad
do they puff out their cheeks? have i been doing it wrong my whole life?
maybe it's just a bad angle. of an emoji.
you have to look like a furious chipmunk
if you don't, you did it wrong
B-) that one
that's my favorite
the CSI: Miami emoji
these google + emojis are next level
my computer can't even process what you just sent
it shows a square
that's how next-level it is
dude, the pusheens on facebook are bananas
like...I look at those and have to wonder why would anyone EVER need to use them for anything?
that is an INTENSE emoji
that's like the angry zombie bouncer emoji or something
like if slimer from ghostbusters had to moonlight as a bouncer, exactly
its slimer's mustard-colored cousin
who gets mad at slimer because he won't get a fucking job
yeah, meanwhile slemon's out here busting his ass checking fake ghost ID's and shit
"dude you NEED to get your own place"
"Shit, Slemon i need a place to crash while I get my life together"
slemon would passive aggressively leave mcdonald's applications for slimer
And then slimer would get the job only to get fired his second training day for eating the entire contents of the deep fryer
slemon would be on the phone with slimer's mom who totally gets it like "I don't know what to do with him!"
Slemon would have to call his sponsor: rick moranis.
Not Louis Tully; rick moranis
then slimer gets a job as a stock photography model
And had to dress up as Slimera
And take spooky dick pics, which is an issue since he doesn't appear to have a dick
llolol "spooky dick pics"
well he must have one—they don't call him slimer for nothin'
You do not need to apologize for jokes of that caliber
People on the bus are looking at me funny it made me laugh so hard
yeah we'll see who's laughing when they realize SLIMER'S DRIVING THE BUS
"No, you can't get a transfer. Because I'm a fucking ghost, that's why."
poor slimer, man