Isha Aran
i wish i was drankin
holy shit that emoji
Colin Pinkham
haha
Isha Aran
means business
Colin Pinkham
that emoji is not fucking around
Isha Aran
is that what people look like when they're mad
do they puff out their cheeks? have i been doing it wrong my whole life?
maybe it's just a bad angle. of an emoji.
Colin Pinkham
you have to look like a furious chipmunk
if you don't, you did it wrong
B-) that one
that's my favorite
the CSI: Miami emoji
Isha Aran
lolol
these google + emojis are next level
Colin Pinkham
my computer can't even process what you just sent
Isha Aran
like.
Colin Pinkham
it shows a square
that's how next-level it is
Isha Aran
ahahahaha
Colin Pinkham
dude, the pusheens on facebook are bananas
like...I look at those and have to wonder why would anyone EVER need to use them for anything?
Isha Aran
right!?
Colin Pinkham
oh wow
that is an INTENSE emoji
Isha Aran
right?!
Colin Pinkham
that's like the angry zombie bouncer emoji or something
Isha Aran
ahahahahaha
like if slimer from ghostbusters had to moonlight as a bouncer, exactly
Colin Pinkham
HAHAHAHA
its slimer's mustard-colored cousin
Isha Aran
hahahahaha
Colin Pinkham
who gets mad at slimer because he won't get a fucking job
Isha Aran
slemon
Colin Pinkham
SLEMON
yeah, meanwhile slemon's out here busting his ass checking fake ghost ID's and shit
fuckin' slimer
Isha Aran
"dude you NEED to get your own place"
"Shit, Slemon i need a place to crash while I get my life together"
slemon would passive aggressively leave mcdonald's applications for slimer
Colin Pinkham
And then slimer would get the job only to get fired his second training day for eating the entire contents of the deep fryer
Isha Aran
slemon would be on the phone with slimer's mom who totally gets it like "I don't know what to do with him!"
Colin Pinkham
Slemon would have to call his sponsor: rick moranis.
Not Louis Tully; rick moranis
Isha Aran
AHAHAHHA
then slimer gets a job as a stock photography model
Colin Pinkham
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
And had to dress up as Slimera
*has
And take spooky dick pics, which is an issue since he doesn't appear to have a dick
Isha Aran
llolol "spooky dick pics"
Colin Pinkham
Hahahahaha
Isha Aran
well he must have one—they don't call him slimer for nothin'
HACHA CHAAAA
i'm sorry
Colin Pinkham
*rim shot*
Hahahahahahaha
You do not need to apologize for jokes of that caliber
People on the bus are looking at me funny it made me laugh so hard
Isha Aran
yeah we'll see who's laughing when they realize SLIMER'S DRIVING THE BUS
Colin Pinkham
Hahahahaha
Isha Aran
Colin Pinkham
"No, you can't get a transfer. Because I'm a fucking ghost, that's why."
Isha Aran
hahahaha
poor slimer, man