Slimer vs. Slemon

Isha Aran
i wish i was drankin

holy shit that emoji

Colin Pinkham
haha

Isha Aran
means business

Colin Pinkham
that emoji is not fucking around

Isha Aran
is that what people look like when they're mad
do they puff out their cheeks? have i been doing it wrong my whole life?

maybe it's just a bad angle. of an emoji.

Colin Pinkham

you have to look like a furious chipmunk
if you don't, you did it wrong
B-) that one
that's my favorite
the CSI: Miami emoji

Isha Aran
lolol

these google + emojis are next level

Colin Pinkham

my computer can't even process what you just sent

Isha Aran

like.

Colin Pinkham

it shows a square
that's how next-level it is

Isha Aran

ahahahaha

Colin Pinkham

dude, the pusheens on facebook are bananas
like...I look at those and have to wonder why would anyone EVER need to use them for anything?

Isha Aran

right!?

Colin Pinkham

oh wow
that is an INTENSE emoji

Isha Aran

right?!

Colin Pinkham

that's like the angry zombie bouncer emoji or something

Isha Aran

ahahahahaha
like if slimer from ghostbusters had to moonlight as a bouncer, exactly

Colin Pinkham

HAHAHAHA
its slimer's mustard-colored cousin

Isha Aran

hahahahaha

Colin Pinkham

who gets mad at slimer because he won't get a fucking job

Isha Aran

slemon

Colin Pinkham

SLEMON
yeah, meanwhile slemon's out here busting his ass checking fake ghost ID's and shit
fuckin' slimer

Isha Aran

"dude you NEED to get your own place"
"Shit, Slemon i need a place to crash while I get my life together"
slemon would passive aggressively leave mcdonald's applications for slimer

Colin Pinkham

And then slimer would get the job only to get fired his second training day for eating the entire contents of the deep fryer

Isha Aran

slemon would be on the phone with slimer's mom who totally gets it like "I don't know what to do with him!"

Colin Pinkham

Slemon would have to call his sponsor: rick moranis.
Not Louis Tully; rick moranis

Isha Aran

AHAHAHHA
then slimer gets a job as a stock photography model

Colin Pinkham

AHAHAHAHAHAHA
And had to dress up as Slimera
*has
And take spooky dick pics, which is an issue since he doesn't appear to have a dick

Isha Aran

llolol "spooky dick pics"

Colin Pinkham

Hahahahaha

Isha Aran

well he must have one—they don't call him slimer for nothin'
HACHA CHAAAA
i'm sorry

Colin Pinkham

*rim shot*
Hahahahahahaha
You do not need to apologize for jokes of that caliber
People on the bus are looking at me funny it made me laugh so hard

Isha Aran

yeah we'll see who's laughing when they realize SLIMER'S DRIVING THE BUS

Colin Pinkham

Hahahahaha

Isha Aran

Colin Pinkham

"No, you can't get a transfer. Because I'm a fucking ghost, that's why."

Isha Aran

hahahaha
poor slimer, man